Brides Of Kong Concert History

Early fossils of Brides Of Kong dating from the Ediacaran Period were recently discovered, giving us a picture of a simple but immaculate rock structure that was happy to lie on the ocean bed and wait for amoebic riffs to float by. However, subsequent comparison with the fossil record has revealed a steep evolutionary curve from this point on, which has resulted in the current generation of Kong, a more complex and mysterious organism that has developed the ability to move from one room to another...